Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Ewwwwww! with a capital E

So yesterday i had a few solo moments after sending off kevmo's mountain bike that he will never ride and decided to drop into Goodwill for a bit of scrounging. I'm a proponent of buying used when possible, especially since so many people buy tons of new clothes and then ship them off when they're done.

i found a couple of pants that might work, so went to try them on. The first pair didn't fit; so i moved on to the second. Just as i was about to pull them up, i noticed something on the inside seam of the crotch. I looked a bit closer.

Is it glue? Were they trying to glue a rip in the seam?

Upon (unfortunately) closer inspection (no hands though!) I realized that no, that (also unfortunately) was not the case.

The previous owner had simply not worn underwear.

Ack!! Ewwww!!! *&($#(*#$!

I nearly ripped the pants trying to get them off fast enough.

Now ok... its cool and all not to wear underwear BUT NOT WHEN YOU ARE GIVING THE PANTS AWAY. Where is common decency? I mean, and if you're a little leaky in whatever manner, than damn woman, underwear and pantyliners are around in abundant supply!

Needless to say, i'm not feeling too good about the 'Will anymore. I'll be hitting the Freeport outlets this weekend for some untainted threads. I got enough heebeegeebies from that experience to haunt me for some time.


Blogger e said...

maybe you just need to wear diapers all the time. just for, you know, protection.

1:00 PM  
Blogger juli claire said...

Dude, that is way gross. Giving away dusty clothes is one thing, but SLIMY DIRTY NASTY clothes?! The nerve.

10:17 PM  

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